It should be simple.
But it’s not.
Do you even know how much people lie on applications?
Here’s my real name,
I want to make as much as you’ll pay me.
This job has nothing to do with any other job I had before, and you won’t call them… Be real.
Do you really honestly care how many schools I’ve been to?
Here’s my address, and phone number.
My reference is someone who likes me, or they wouldn’t be my damn reference… Dumbass.
If I mesh well with everyone else, and you aren’t a total fail of a company… I’ll be a great employee.
“I’m a people person.” “I love busy nights, it’s when I do my best work.” …
Lie. I want to get paid for surfing tumblr and watching netflix, Or for driving aimlessly in my car for hours, OR adding music to my itunes collection. Since I can’t do that, I’m going to lie to you and tell you how much I want to make drinks for pain in the ass people… Who, by the way, are going to tell me I made the standard pre-measured drink wrong, try to get free alcohol like I’m a magic genie, and more than half the time I will be hit on by a guy who’s had too much to drink.
Yeah, interview me. Ask something different, get a feel for if I can do a job a monkey could do… And tell me where to show up and what exactly to wear.
Applications are bullshit.
